i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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