Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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