Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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