if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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