He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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