You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived