she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?