She's JV to your varsity
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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