And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
there is puke in my bra ... again
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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