I just made out with a guy for $7.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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