R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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