Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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