so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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