:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i think i just lost a toe
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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