i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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