Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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