physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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