I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL