Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life