After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.