she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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