STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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