I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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