so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it's like iHOP with fire
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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