I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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