I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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They have beer where we have blood.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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