yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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