The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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