Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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