hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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