so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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