As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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