Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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