boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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