so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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