So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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