What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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