D3 body, D1 cock
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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