READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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