what if I'm pregnant?
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so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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