Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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