is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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