Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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