I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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