its not stalking. its research.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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