yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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