going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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