I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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