think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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