New invention idea: vibrating tampons
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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