threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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