Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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