i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I love having hate sex.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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