a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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